Which can be found in Sycamore, IL.
This picture doesn't really do Nick's childhood portrait justice. Nick's much uglier in the real picture rather than this picture of the picture. This should really be used to inspire and bring hope to ugly kids around the world. You can look like a demon with Down syndrome at age 5, but still grow up to nail down a hot piece of tail like Mary Johnson. Good work, Nick. You're the post-puberty polar opposite of Jonathan Lipnicki.
Nick Dreher and Mary Johnson, I now pronounce you...
...Nick Dreher and Mary Johnson!
Rock me, momma, like a wagon wheel.
I think I may have captured the very first post-marrital fight. If it doesn't work out, we'll look back at this image and be able to pinpoint the exact moment when it all started to fall apart. But that's not going to happen. Those kids are fucking perfect together.
It was crazy foggy on the ride back home. I passed out in the car almost immediately after leaving Blumen Gardens and woke up when Ashely was a good 30-minutes off course. She was nice enough to stop off at a late nite Taco Bell. I bought two bean burritos (fresco style) from the Drive-Thru and ate them without any delay in a single fluid motion that began when the cashier passed them through the rented VW Beatle's driver's side window. They were glorious.
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